UNSUNG HERO OF THE WEEK

I know I'm not alone when I say that Alex Hooser (known as Alex H...you know, the one whose boyfriend wasn't charged with possession for sales of cocaine) was by far the greatest part of MTV's reality-train wreck Laguna Beach which I suffered a previous addiction to (similar to my white-out sniffing days during 7th grade health class with Ms. Grispy...how else was I supposed to get through the mircale of life video unscathed). While everyone else, bitched, moaned, whined, drank, bitched, stressed, cried, bitched, farted, sharted (shit farting to the common man), bitched (not sure about the farting and sharting, but one can assume that occurred), Alex stood by cool as an Eskimo nipple while all her friends and classmates tripped out like Kimora Lee Simmons on her period, and probably laughed her ass off at them while she dodged the drama bullets and laid back in the cut like wutttt. Homegirl was beautiful, funny as hell, and chill as fuck, and seems like the type of girl you could drink or blunt it up with anytime of day, but got not nearly enough screen time because she wasn't tripping balls over some douchebag boyfriend or having a panic attack over bad hair extensions or whatever the hell the hell they worried about (pretty sure it wasn't nuclear war, global warming or Darfur). Alex Hooser, we here at Bloggin My Log would like to crown you with our first ever UNSUNG HERO OF THE WEEK, an esteemed honor which will be stowed upon only the most deserving of pop-culture figures. We love your chill ass ways, and hope to see you back on the boob tube sooner rather than later (And hopefully not on Celebrity Rehab or Intervention, cause that would break our shallow hearts).

WHAT A FUCKIN JACK(HA, GET IT!)OFF!!!!

WELL WE KNOW NOW THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOUCHE BAG, AND JOE JACKSON IS THAT A DOUCHE BAG ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE OF COMING NEAR A WOMAN'S VAGINA AGAIN.

Yes that vile, ugly sack of horse shit, who somehow managed to give birth to amazingly talented children (and Latoya) has proven he can reach a new low (which is shocking because he was already low enough to tea-bag a midget). Given the fact that for the past week we have all been grieving the loss of Michael Jackson, and celebrating his memory by busting our favorite MJ jams from "Billie Jean" to "Rock With You" to my personal favorite "Man in the Mirror," one would assume that MJ's own father would be saddened and heartbroken at the loss of his son. This of course, was not evident in the slightest while Joe "fuck-face" Jackson infested the red carpet like a bad case of crabs this Sunday in Los Angeles at the BET Awards. While being interviewed by CNN correspondent Dom Lemon, Jackson was asked questions about the loss of his late son, and how his family was dealing with said loss Jackson responded like a giant tub of shit-soaked Vagisil by saying: "They are all doing fine. But I wanted to make this statement. This is a real good statement here! Marshall (Thompson) and me own a record label called Ranch Records."
Clearly you don't own any human decency, compassion, or dignity you fucking waste of ugly (The ugly made to create Joe Jackson could've been used towards more deserving causes such as Miley Cyrus music or Bijou Phillips' personality, which is already overflowing of the ugliness as is). I think I speak for everyone who isn't a complete waste of life (so of course I won't be speaking for Bijou Phillips) when I say You're a fucking disgrace Joe Jackson. Now if you'll excuse me I'm so upset I'm gonna go watch MJ's "Remember the Time" music video on youtube starring MJ himself, Iman Bowie, Magic Johnson, and Eddie Murphy....Once again, everyone fucking hates you Joe Jackson (Didn't know you could put a filthy ass piece of feces in a suit, but you're living proof)