
I know I'm not alone when I say that Alex Hooser (known as Alex H...you know, the one whose boyfriend wasn't charged with possession for sales of cocaine) was by far the greatest part of MTV's reality-train wreck Laguna Beach which I suffered a previous addiction to (similar to my white-out sniffing days during 7th grade health class with Ms. Grispy...how else was I supposed to get through the mircale of life video unscathed). While everyone else, bitched, moaned, whined, drank, bitched, stressed, cried, bitched, farted, sharted (shit farting to the common man), bitched (not sure about the farting and sharting, but one can assume that occurred), Alex stood by cool as an Eskimo nipple while all her friends and classmates tripped out like Kimora Lee Simmons on her period, and probably laughed her ass off at them while she dodged the drama bullets and laid back in the cut like wutttt. Homegirl was beautiful, funny as hell, and chill as fuck, and seems like the type of girl you could drink or blunt it up with anytime of day, but got not nearly enough screen time because she wasn't tripping balls over some douchebag boyfriend or having a panic attack over bad hair extensions or whatever the hell the hell they worried about (pretty sure it wasn't nuclear war, global warming or Darfur). Alex Hooser, we here at Bloggin My Log would like to crown you with our first ever UNSUNG HERO OF THE WEEK, an esteemed honor which will be stowed upon only the most deserving of pop-culture figures. We love your chill ass ways, and hope to see you back on the boob tube sooner rather than later (And hopefully not on Celebrity Rehab or Intervention, cause that would break our shallow hearts).
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